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If everyone jumped off a bridge would you do it too? Me:

2010-08-11T18:07:00.000-07:00

If everyone jumped off a bridge would you do it too?
Me: Absolutely

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my blog has moved, because all the cool kids are on tumblr now.

2010-02-19T12:36:00.000-08:00

Justin Bieber?!

2010-01-28T16:43:00.000-08:00

The teen girl set is all about Justin Bieber these days.... I'm confused. I watch this video and the only thing I can think of is that the kid looks like a lil' lesbian. Am I right or Am I right? Not to mention his video hottie is like a full foot taller than him and looks about three years older... kids these days....

Random Thoughts

2010-01-26T16:44:00.000-08:00

Mickey Rourke's girlfriend has an xtreme wonky eye. I mean, not to say that Mickey Rourke in all his man boob, orange skin, plastic surgery face glory could do better... but still...

Donatella Versace should stop tanning. Like For Realz. And yet another reason to not get fake boobs. You get older and they look like tennis balls in tube socks hanging from your chest. I'm talking to you, Heidi Montag.

Is This What Willis Was Talking About?

2010-01-26T16:43:00.000-08:00

WARNING! WARNING! It's a CUTE ASSAULT

2009-12-16T13:08:00.000-08:00

Heal the world, you guys!!!!

Are you brimming over with cuteness right now, or what?

This lil' dudebro is a total jukebox hero.

Find Me On Friendster!

2009-12-16T12:53:00.000-08:00

Friendster is the Pompeii, Italy of Social Networking sites.

Ooooh Buuuuurn!

2009-10-30T14:36:00.000-07:00

I love it!

A-Rod and Jeter Actually Like to Touch Butts.

2009-10-20T12:04:00.000-07:00

I don't even follow baseball much. But this is hilarious. The fact that A-Rod maybe dated Madonna who's body these days looks like an actual dude. See:

...And now Alex Rodriguez is dating Kate Hudson who has the body of a twelve year old boy...

Now look at how enthusiastic and voracious the above pictured butt grab is and .... Well, you do the math.

The Nobel Peace Prize: Miley Was Robbed.

2009-10-09T15:13:00.000-07:00

Hearing the news that Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, my immediate reaction was anger, then shock.... I believe that the Nobel Committee made a serious and grave error. After watching Miley Cyrus' new video for Party in the USA, it should be clear that Miley should have won. What better way to eradicate our tarnished world image than this video? I think the French will forgive Freedom Fries after hearing Party in the USA. I think after hearing Party in the USA, Kim Jong Il will be all "Hey Dudes, you and that cute, sassy teen just want to party. Let's be friends" I think that the homeless will hear this song, and get inspired. They'll be like "I'm tired of this hobo, crack addict lifestyle. Miley inspired me to do better!" I think that people with opposing views about Universal Healthcare will hear Party in the USA and have a realization that we're all Americans that just want to party.

Party in the USA is to the new millenium, as Rodney King saying "can't we all just get along?" was to the 90s. Party in the USA is our generation's "Give Peace a Chance"